Veronica hates me, one two three four

One two three four five six seven eight

She always has something to say
To ruin an otherwise nice day
She always has to start a fight
She doesn't like the way I think
She don't understand why I must drink
To go out on Friday night

But I know what she's doing
I know that I'm losing
I know that she's screwing me

Veronica doesn't like the way I dress
(Veronica hates me)
Veronica thinks my hair is such a mess
(Veronica hates me)
Why the deposition?
Veronica's definition of love is hate
Veronica hates me

(Spoken)
And I'm so sad
Veronica hates me

(Spoken)
It's a shame
But here's the funny part

She thinks I ought'a get a job
Quit taking space up on her couch
With my hand deep in my crotch
She don't know how to shut her mouth
I don't know what I'd do without
Her around to drag me down

She asks, "When is the wedding?"
Well, I'm getting ready
To yank out the net and push

Veronica doesn't like the way I dress
(Veronica hates me)
Veronica thinks my hair's a fucking mess
(Veronica hates me)
Why the deposition?
Veronica's definition of love is hate
Veronica hates me

Yeah, Veronica-ronica-ronica
Veronica hates me
Yeah, Veronica-ronica-ronica
Veronica hates me
And I'm a nobody, no
Veronica hates me
One two three four

Well

Veronica won't leave me alone [x4]

Whoa oh oh oh oh oh oh oh [x4]