It's twelve o'clock on Friday night and everyone's asleep
We slip our sisters' nightgowns on and creep across the street

Lovely wigs conceal our hair
Now we're tiptoeing up the stairs
It's Operation: Underwear
And I can't help but stare

'Cause it's a teenage slumber party
I don't know if I'm losing my mind
It's a teenage slumber party
I don't know if I'm losing my mind
If I'm losing my mind

These nubile little high school girls [?] ain't got a chance
Cause Verm and Jug and me are out to swipe their underpants
Time to listen, time to wait
Time to plan a panty raid
Time to hyperventilate
Now I can't hesitate

'Cause it's a teenage slumber party
I don't know if I'm losing my mind
It's a teenage slumber party
I don't know if I'm losing my mind
If I'm losing my mind
If I'm losing my mind
[Guitar lead]

'Cause it's a teenage slumber party
I don't know if I'm losing my mind
It's a teenage slumber party
I don't know if I'm losing my mind
It's a teenage slumber party
I don't know if I'm losing my mind
It's a teenage slumber party
I don't know if I'm losing my mind
If I'm losing my mind