Hey, how did everybody get in my room?

It's Saturday
Another perfect day
Till I hit the boardwalk
Headed towards the pier'
Your fucking gay
Fuck you out of my way
50,000 jackoffs
All on rollerblades

Greased up dolphin shorts
Wrist guards so it won't hurt
Your mediocre girlfriend
Hits a parked car yeah
Until the day
You learn to surf or skate
College jack o faggot
Sportin' Oakley shades

All on rollerblades yeah
Crash helmets to be safe
All on rollerblades yeah
Crash helmets to be safe

Whoopie its fun to skate
I'll do a figure 8
Watch me do a circle
Going backwards down the stairs
Oh gee this is fun
Looks like I better run
I4 guys on skateboards
Wanna ollie off my head yeah
This sport is so extreme
You roller disco queens
Goin to do the hustle
At the roller wonderland
She blades to shrink her thighs
So she can justify
2 all beef patties special sauce lettuce cheese
Pickles onions on a sesame seed bun

Neat, neat
I really think its neat
I'm stealing every trick from every skateboarder I meet
Neat neat
I really think its neat
You stupid faggot rollerbladers

Roller wonderland
Cum guzzling fruit cake
I hope you break your hands
Roller wonderland
You cum guzzling fruit cake
I hope you break your fucking neck