[Verse 1]
Baby, baby, I've been so sad since you've been gone
Way back to New York City
Where you do belong
Honey, I missed your two tongue kisses
Legs wrapped around me tight
If I ever get back to Fun City, girl
I'm going to make you scream all night
Baby, baby, call me on the telephone
I know you're moving out to Hollywood
With your can of tasty foam
All those beat up friends of mine
Got to get you in their books
And lead guitars and movie stars
Get their toes beneath your hook

[Chorus]
You're a star fucker, star fucker, star fucker, star fucker, star
Star fucker, star fucker, star fucker, star fucker, star
Star fucker, star fucker, star fucker, star fucker

[Verse 2]
Yeah, I heard about you Polaroids
Now that's what I call obscene
Your tricks with fruit was kind a cute
I bet you keep your pussy clean
Honey, I miss your two tongue kisses
Legs wrapped around me tight
If I ever make it back to New York, girl
Going to make you scream all night
[Chorus]
You're a star fucker, star fucker, star fucker, star fucker, star
A star fucker, star fucker, star fucker, star fucker, star
A star fucker, star fucker, star fucker, star fucker, yes you are

[Guitar Solo]

[Verse 3]
Yeah, Ali McGraw got mad with y'all
For giving head to Steve McQueen
And you and me we made a pretty pair
Falling through the Silver Screen
And Jimmy Page was quite a range
I could not see the reason why
If I don't make it back to Fun City, girl
I'm gonna make ya jump all night

[Chorus]
You're a star fucker, star fucker, star fucker, star fucker, star
A star fucker, star fucker, star fucker, star fucker, star
A star fucker, star fucker, star fucker, star fucker star
Yes you are

[Instrumental Outro]