[Verse 1]
Just tell me his name
Just tell me you didn't get laid in our bedroom
And was it the same?
Just tell me if his dick is bigger than mine
Do you remember the way it was when I was home
Before I left you all alone?

[Chorus]
I wanna be eighty on the porch
Drinking lemonade with you
And that is all that I can think about
When you tell me that you cheated
Eighty on the porch
Drinking lemonade with you
And that is all that I can think about
When you tell me that you cheated on me

[Verse 2]
I knew that you would
I knew 'cause you told me it runs in the family
And I did the same
So I guess that I deserve half of the blame
Do you remember the way it was for us
Before all of the blowjobs on the bus?
[Chorus]
I wanna be eighty on the porch
Drinking lemonade with you
And that is all that I can think about
When you tell me that you cheated
Eighty on the porch
Drinking lemonade with you
And that is all that I can think about
When you tell me that you cheated
Tell me that you cheated

[Bridge]
Why should I care about the long run?
What should it matter to me?
I always knew I'd end up with no one
And now I know that the end is near
'Cause you've replaced me

[Instrumental Break]

[Outro]
Just tell me his name
Just tell me you didn't get laid in our bedroom
And was it the same? (I wanna be eighty on the porch)
(Drinking lemonade with you)
Just tell me if his dick is bigger (And that is all that I can think about)
Than mine (When you tell me that you cheated)
Just tell me his name (Eighty on the porch)
(Drinking lemonade with you)
Just tell me you didn't get laid (And that is all that I can think about)
In our bedroom (When you tell me that you cheated)
I wanna be eighty on the porch (Just tell me his name)
Drinking lemonade with you
And that is all that I can think about (Just tell me you didn't get laid)
When you tell me that you cheated (In our bedroom)
Eighty on the porch (Just tell me his name)
Drinking lemonade with you
And that is all that I can think about (Just tell me if his dick is bigger)
When you tell me that you cheated (Than mine)
Tell me that you cheated
Tell me that you cheated on me