[Verse 1]
Hey there, Mr. Marlboro man
What you gonna do
When there's nobody left
But your chode smokin' self to abuse?
Hey there, Mr. CEO man
Where you gonna be
When your daughter and me
Hop the first cheap flight to Fiji or Paris?

[Pre-Chorus]
There you go tellin' me how I feel again
There you go tellin' me what you need again
There you go tellin' me how to be again
Just like you, ain't it true?

[Chorus]
But like that nasty King Kong
Cock strong and half a block long
There weren't nothin' as strong
As the song that I wrote when you dissed me

[Post-Chorus]
Yeah, yeah

[Verse 2]
Hey there, Mr. Fraternity Boy
What you gonna say
When it's time to admit to your family and shit
That you're gay? Anyway
Hey there, Mr. Head-in-the-Clouds
You know what I found?
Got the tape of the rape and that ass that you pound
How profound, pass it 'round
[Pre-Chorus]
There you go tellin' me how I feel again
There you go tellin' me what you need again
There you go tellin' me how to be again
Just like you, ain't it true?

[Chorus]
But like that nasty King Kong
Cock strong and half a block long
There weren't nothin' as strong
As the song that I wrote when you dissed me
Just like that nasty King Kong
Cock strong and half a block long
There weren't nothin' as strong
As the song that I wrote when you dissed me

[Post-Chorus]
Everybody lunch, lunch
Lunch, lunch

[Bridge]
Yeah, everything's alright
Leave it alone tonight
Yeah, everything's okay
Just tell your mom you're gay
[Chorus]
Yeah-yeah
Just like that nasty King Kong
Cock strong and half a block long
There weren't nothin' as strong
As that nasty King Kong
Just like that nasty King Kong
Cock strong and half a block long
There weren't nothin' as strong
As the song that I wrote

[Outro]
Motherfucker