[Verse 1]
I've got that special disease
That knocks the shit out of me
Cause when you break it you buy it, you own it
Cause you get nothing for free

[Verse 2]
He got that special disease
He eats the scabs off my knees
I got a genocide hand on his forehead
But he got nothing on me!

[Chorus]
Ooh, ooh, ah, ah, oh
Ooh, ooh, ah, ah, oh
Ooh, ooh, ah, ah, oh
Ooh, ooh, ooh

[Verse 3]
He smokes the cigarette trees
He likes my hostilities
He brings me flowers and candy and Kringle
But that won't satisfy me

[Chorus]
Ooh, ooh, ah, ah, oh
Ooh, ooh, ah, ah, oh
Ooh, ooh, ah, ah, oh
Ooh, ooh, ooh
[Verse 4]
I try to hate equally
They say that's misanthropy
Cause when I want it, I break it, I burn it
I own it, I have it, you'll see

[Chorus]
Ooh, ooh, ah, ah, oh
Ooh, ooh, ah, ah, oh
Ooh, ooh, ah, ah, oh
Ooh, ooh, ooh

[Bridge]
Collecting things that I already own
I'm schizophrenic when I'm on the phone
I guess that's why I'm never alone
Cause I am never myself
He wants to feed me the pentagram cereal
He puts the spoon in my mouth and I choke!
He pushes farther and farther and farther down
The stars won't fit down my throat

[Chorus]
Ooh, ooh, ah, ah, oh
Ooh, ooh, ah, ah, oh
Ooh, ooh, ah, ah, oh
Oh, oh, oh
[Outro]
I got that special disease!
That knocks the shit outta me!
Cause when I break it, I buy it, I own it
I have it, I love it, you'll see
Ooh, ooh