[Intro]
Give me some antiseptic
To wash this headache away
Give me a syringe
To inject the pain

[Verse 1]
Give me something pretty
I hope I'll never be
I'd rather be creepy
And very strange

[Pre-Chorus]
Give me a cake
That I can mix and bake
In a Betty Crocker oven
That I will break!

[Chorus]
Bake it up and we will stab, stab, stab!
Come on, don't be afraid
We will make you stab, stab, stab!
My world is evil but American made

[Post-Chorus]
Do, do, do, do
Do, do, do, do
Do, do, do, do
Do, do, do, do
[Verse 2]
Give me something easy
That I can complicate
Something healthy
That I can infect

[Pre-Chorus]
Give me a mate
In a crippled state
With Halloween teeth
That I can break!

[Chorus]
Bake it up and we will stab, stab, stab!
Come on, don't be afraid
We will make you stab, stab, stab!
My world is evil but American made

[Bridge]
Do, do, do, do
Do, do, do, do
Do, do, do, do
Do, do, do, do
Do, do, do, do
Do, do, do, do
Do, do, do, do
Do, do, do, do
[Chorus]
Bake it up and we will stab, stab, stab!
Come on, don't be afraid
We will make you stab, stab, stab!
My world is evil but American made

[Outro]
American made (do, do, do, do)
American grave (do, do, do, do)
In an American grave (do, do, do, do)
American grave (do, do, do, do)
Aah, oh!