(Verse 1)
Hi! I’m Xavier Fernandez and I support the LGBTQ+ Community
And this song right here is why you should vote me for mayor of New Bedford City
People call me X since they can’t spell, unfortunately
When I’m in front office, we’ll be rich just like the 1840’s
I own all of these fools in gym class
When I play volleyball, and run and dash
I get carried by my teammates
But It don’t matter since I talk like i play great
Now go on, Cry about it. Weep and moan. WInce and Sob. Bawl your eyes out
But be quick! I got a wife and kids to feed
And a family
And a superteam
I put gotham city in trouble
I’m gonna burst Miami’s bubble
It’s No Noise November
So shut the fuck up
And listen as doodlebob FUCKS THIS TRACK UP

(Doodlebob Hook)

(Verse 2)
C’mon Dora! Vamanos!
And yes I mean Miyu from Wii Sports
Cry about it Wii Sports Wiki
This beat plastic just like Nicki
But don’t click off the song yet!
Don’t you say goodbye
I got a surprise
More corrupted than china’s government
And there’s not a mordorator in sight
I wonder why
Welcome to the club Jordan
Max Gomes, he still owes me a switch
He’s been in debt since 2016
Daniel from MCYT a bitch
Another mordoracist sucking mordorator dick
(Doodlebob)

(Verse 3)
To continue what I was saying
I’m performing at your mom and your dad’s wedding
So wear BronxHalo Merch, my music will be playing
This song is on TikTok, but i ain’t no tik toker
I’m a shot blocker
That’s why I kissed your girlfriend if you heard this
I made her do sounds like OOGA BOOGA WOOGA
I’M A NFT IN A JUNGLE OOGA BOOBA WOOGA
I’MA HIT A MORDORATOR WITH A SNOOKA DOOKA TOOKA
I’M DROP A SHOT LIKE PORZINGINGIS LUKA
PEOPLE LISTEN TO MII AND GO OOOOOOWEEEEE
NOW RICECAKE IN MY EAR TALKING ABOUT ZOO WEE MAMA
I JUST SHOT A MINECRAFT VILLAGER AND HIS LLAMA
I JUST WHIPPED ME UP SOME PURPLE HOUSE PICKLES
I WAS WITH YOUR GIRL LAST NIGHT, AND SHE TICKLED
MEGAN BROKE AS HELL, ONLY GOT 1 NICKEL
PEOPLE KEEPING ON ASKING WHO THE O WORD GODDESS IT’S YO MAMA
PEOPLE KEEP ON ASKING FOR THE O WORD, IT’S ORANGUTAN
UR WIFE’S NOSE LOOKS LIKE MY DILDO
MY SISTER SLAPPED ME CAUSE I KISSED A WHITE GIRL

(Outro)
To conclude it off, this is why you should vote for mii in the next election
But I don’t wanna be here, they all call me Eric Bledsoe