Jesus is my pusher and God is my dope
I wear my shirt backwards, I'm the Punk Rock Pope
I'm rounding up the junkies just to give them hope
I'm blessing all you animals who don't get the rope

I'm the Punk Rock Pope
Bless the money and the dope
I'm the Punk Rock Pope
Giving strippers fuckin' hope

I'm the man, I'm the myth, I'm the legend himself
Dropped off on Earth just to share the wealth
Hear the words, see the wisdom of the punk rock puppet gospel
I'm the Khaos king of forgotten apostles

I'm the Punk Rock Pope
Bless the money and the dope
I'm the Punk Rock Pope
Giving strippers fuckin' hope

Heretics! Blasphemers!
The aliens have spoken to me
He and only He, the one who floats up to the mothership
Will be the one to decide your fate
For He and only He is the word of the punk rock gospel
And the receiver of the alien reverse technology
I'm the Punk Rock Pope
Bless the money and the dope
I'm the Punk Rock Pope
Giving strippers fuckin' hope