There's a hundred dollar bill on the table to get through tonight
We got honky tonk queens in tight blue jeans to hold 'em tight
And the cowboy band's rendition of a Texas waltz
It's music to our ears that we need to hear to keep us climbing the walls

Tonight we'll be honky tonk crazy
A rip roarin' wild one more time
Tonight we'll be honky tonk crazy
Let's the whiskey whisk them women out of our minds
Let's the whiskey whisk them women out of our minds

We got all our friends around us tellin' the latest jokes
But they can't see the joke's on me and it's at the end of my rope
So we step outside and roll one in the drivin' rain
That's all right if we had a ride we've already drove up insane

Tonight we'll be honky tonk crazy
A rip roarin' wild one more time
Tonight we'll be honky tonk crazy
Let's the whiskey whisk them women out of our minds
Let's the whiskey whisk them women out of our minds