Galt MacDermot
Hair
[WOOF, voice-over]
She asks me why
I'm just a hairy guy
I'm hairy noon and night
Hair that's a fright
I'm hairy high and low
Don't ask me why

[WOOF, voice-over and singing]
Don't know
It's not for lack of bread
Like the Grateful Dead
Darling

[BERGER & ENSEMBLE]
Gimme a head with hair
Long beautiful hair
Shining gleaming steaming
Flaxen waxen
Gimme down to there hair
Shoulder length or longer
Here baby
There mama
Everywhere, daddy daddy

[WOOF & (ENSEMBLE)]
Hair (Hair hair hair hair hair hair hair hair)
Flow it (Flow it)
Show it (Show it)
Long as God can grow it my (My)
[WOOF & ENSEMBLE]
Hair

[BERGER]
Let it fly in the breeze
And get caught in the trees
Give a home to the fleas in my hair

[WOOF & BERGER]
A home for fleas
A hive for the buzzin' bees
A nest for birds
There ain't no words
For the beauty, the splendor
The wonder of my

[WOOF & BERGER & (ENSEMBLE)]
Hair (Hair hair hair hair hair hair hair hair)
Flow it (Flow it)
Show it (Show it)
Long as God can grow it my (My)

[WOOF, BERGER & ENSEMBLE]
Hair

[HUD & BERGER]
I want it long straight curly fuzzy
Snaggy shaggy ratty matty
Oily greasy fleecy shining
Gleaming steaming
[HUD]
Flaxen waxen

[HUD & BERGER]
Knotted polka-dotted
Twisted beaded braided

[WOOF]
Powdered

[HUD]
Flowered

[BERGER]
And confettied

[HUD]
Bangled

[BERGER]
Tangled

[WOOF]
Spangled

[BERGER, HUD & WOOF]
And spaghettied
[ENSEMBLE]
Oh say can you see my eyes

[BERGER, WOOF & HUD]
If you can
Then my hair's too short

[BERGER, WOOF, HUD & ENSEMBLE]
Down to here
Down to there
Down to there
Down to where
It stops by itself

[ENSEMBLE]
Doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo
Doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo

[WOOF, HUD & BERGER]
They'll be gaga at the go-go
When they see me in my toga
My toga made of blonde brilliantined
Biblical hair

My hair like Jesus wore it
Hallelujah, I adore it
Hallelujah, Mary loved her son
Why don't my mother love me?

[WOOF, BERGER, HUD & (ENSEMBLE)]
Hair (Hair hair hair hair hair hair hair hair)
Flow it (Flow it)
Show it (Show it)
Long as God can grow it my (My)

Hair (Hair hair hair hair hair hair hair hair)
Flow it (Flow it)
Show it (Show it)
Long as God can grow it my (My)

Hair (Hair hair hair hair hair hair hair hair)
Flow it (Flow it)
Show it (Show it)
Long as God can grow it my (My)

[BERGER, WOOF, HUD & ENSEMBLE]
Hair