You better wise up
And get good at networking
Or you're never gonna add up to anything

[Chorus]
But I just love pizza so much
I'm choosing it instead
Of spending every moment trying to get ahead

You may be on top
Until the market goes to shit
While I'm still eating pizza
And loving every minute

[Chorus]
I just love pizza so much
I'm choosing it instead
Of spending every moment trying to get ahead

If I were a frog
I'd hop around all day long
And play a lot of golf
But not when they're mowing the lawns