Evan Olson
My Computer Hates Me
There will be no breakfast today
Because I am going to kill you
There will be no lunch date with your friends
Because I am going to kill you
You'll need to cancel your clinic appointment
Because I am going to kill you
There will be no golden years
Because I am going to kill you
You know how when people get old, they experience physical and mental disabilities like arthritis and dementia?
That won't happen to you because I am going to kill you
I wrote a poem
It goes like this:
Roses are red
Violets are blue
I am going to kill you
You will not hear how this song ends
Because I am going to