Chef Biff slipped with a knife and cut his fingers off
But there's more to being a chef than having fingers, Biff
Chef Biff I believe you will bounce back fast
You will come back stronger, and you will last

Chef Biff made a sauce, a sauce so lovely and sweet
That everyone stopped in their tracks and licked it off the street
Then Chef Biff made a world, a world in which to live
A world where having fingers was considered infra dig

Biff, Chef Biff

Gallop, Biff, with bloody stumps all across the earth
Boss of every kitchen across the universe
Who needs bloody fingers when you've got satay sauce?
Henchmen follow orders and history its course

Biff, Chef Biff, Chef Biff

So collect your severed fingers, mop up your salty tears
The world belongs to those who live by ideas

Biff, Chef Biff

Chef Biff, I believe you will bounce back fast
You will come back stronger and you will last
You slipped with a knife and cut your fingers off
But there's more to being a chef than having fingers, Biff