Some days I can't believe I'm even here at all
I don't ride high and I don't walk tall
I want to crawl into bed
Cover my head
With a big yellow pillow
To block the view
Shoot the planet if we're only on it to die

Well the people at the office say "How's it's going sir?"
But they don't really want to know my answer
I'm like a passenger jet
Crashed in Tibet
And the dead are getting eaten by the survivor
Shoot the planet if we're only on it to die

Well the doctor said I've got to try to slow things down
So I went for a month to a slower town
I really thought I was dead
Became a crackhead
And ended up throwing up at 4am
Shoot the planet if we're only on it to die

Well I went for a walk in the shopping mall
But I didn't see anyone alive at all
People spend spend spend
Like it's the Day of the Dead
Earth-eating zombies make my flesh crawl
Shoot the planet if we're only on it to buy
Some days I can't believe I'm even here at all
I don't ride high and I don't walk tall
It's like they stopped the planet just for me
And there's no more moon and no more sea
Shoot the planet we're only on it to die