In Singapore they call me cunt Casanova
In New Taipei the laughingstock Lothario
Of Long Dong Bay

Glad to come, good to go
Oriental Lothario, that's me

And in Beijing I could have been delightful Dick
But everything was poisoned by
My spiteful prick

Glad to come, good to go
Oriental Lothario, that's me

Hypersexual satyriasis
These are words that don't exist
Anywhere I turn on
They call me Hong Kong Don Juan

Glad to come, good to go
Oriental Lothario, that's me

Everywhere I turn on
They call me Hong Kong Don Juan, that's me

Glad to come, good to go
Oriental Lothario, that's me