Ooh it's true
Girl I'm only doing it to be closer to you

And maybe you're the more than slightly overweight girl
A little mentally retarded, perhaps
With a large hairy head
And a little chewing gum stuck on the back
And a coat hanger which you forgot to take off your coat while it was in the wardrobe
And I can smell that breath from here
And I can see in six different shades
What you were eating last night