[Verse]
Well it's a dirty job but someone's gotta do it
So open up your ass so I can look into it
'Cause you never know what you're gonna find
When you ram your fist up a person's behind

[Chorus]
Cavity search on the side of the road
I'm almost positive I'm breaking the code
But I'm the one who's in control
It's my job to search your hole

[Verse]
With a rubber glove around my fist
I search your every orifice
Probing you with icy tools
I search for drugs and stir your stools

[Chorus]
Cavity search on the side of the road
I'm almost positive I'm breaking the code
But I am here to protect the souls
Of the people who pay me to look up prisoner's holes
So drop 'em
Spread 'em wide
This is gonna hurt you a lot more than it's gonna hurt me
[Verse]
It's a dirty job and I'm the one to do it
So open up your ass so I can look into it
'Cause I never know what I'm gonna find
When I ram my fist up your behind

[Chorus]
Cavity search on the side of the road
I know damn well that I'm breaking a code
But I am here to protect the souls
Of the people who pay me to look up your hole