All my family problems disappeared overnight
We're all taking Zoloft and everything is fine
My sister's teen angst just flew out the window
Mama's so happy she laughs all the time
It used to trouble gettin' along with each other
Then the family doctor gave us all these little pills
Now I can't believe how great we all feel
Mama hated daddy, I hated little brother
We're all taking Zoloft and everything is fine

All my family problems disappeared overnight
Mama's so happy she laughs all the time
My sister's teen angst just flew out the window
The birds in the trees all sing happy songs
Everyone is smiling, we're so glad to be alive
Even my ol' pitbull don't growl anymore
He just watches that ol' tail wag from side to side

All my family problems disappeared overnight
We're all taking Zoloft and everything is fine
My sister's teen angst just flew out the window
Now I used to be so unhappy doin' songs about killing
Mama's so happy she laughs all the time
Taking methadone and jacking off four or five times a day
Now I'm so happy... I'm so gaddamn happy!
Who needs an orgasm when life's so fucking great?
All my family problems disappeared overnight
Mama's so happy she cries all the time
We're all taking Zoloft and everything is fine
My sister's teen angst just flew out the window