[Intro]
This is only a test

[Verse 1]
1, 2, what you gonna do?
3, 4, 5, twistin' your arm and your eye
You will buy
Step right up, donate a memory
To the bank of love, that could loan you your daydreams

[Chorus]
Buy it!
Buy it!

Black Friday's come and gone

[Verse 2]
Buy me a future regret
A shrink wrapped fantasy, that I'll wanna forget
In the age of the mercenary
In the nursing home where river swallows the sea
That's where we'll be, with guns

[Chorus]
Buy it!
Buy it!
[Bridge]
Into the age of scrutiny
And the grandest of apathy
Well I ain't gonna pay
Trimming the tree, I can hang, I won't swing
It's only a test

[Chorus]
(Buy it!) I'll pry my seat
(Buy it!) From the children's graves
(Buy it!) Hear the angels sing

All the zombies walk on Black Friday

[Verse 3]
It's a riot at the salad bar
Predatory lenders
Safari mission is far but you paid for them
To kill your mom

[Chorus]
Buy it!
Kill 'em now!
Buy it!

This is only a test