[Intro: Presenter]
Hello everybody, welcome to todays N.A. meeting
Today we have a new, fellow brother with us
His name is DJ Scrim
Why don't you all give him a warm welcome and let DJ Scrim introduce himself

*Clapping*

[Outro: Scrim]
Hey, my name's Scrim
I'm addicted to; Oxy, Roxy, Hydrocodone, Percocet, Vicodin
Xanax, Clonidine, Soma, Heroin, Cocaine, Ecstasy, Molly, Marijuana
Amphetamines and Adderall
My doctor told me I had to come here but if it was really up to me...I could give a fuck (Fuck)