[Pimp C]
I'm comin' down candy, I'm leanin' on the switch
I'm hangin' out the window, cup of barre, I see a bitch
Ho, money is no object, but you think that it's a game
Steady tryna clock the diamonds in my piece and chain
Wanna rub on the grain, wanna sit on the butter
When, bitch, you will discover, I'm a pimp and not a lover
See all the things I did as a kid off in the game
Made sure in '96 that I would be gripping' on the grain
I traded in the Fleetwood, in with the new
Got a '96 drop AMG, that bitch blue
Officer pulled me over, but, bitch, you must be joking
That was a cigarette I was smoking
[Hook: Pimp C]
I ain't no joke
I ain't no joke
That was a cigarette I was smoking
Officer, you must be joking
That was a cigarette I was smoking
I ain't no joke
I ain't no joke
That was a cigarette I was smoking
Officer, you must be joking
That was a cigarette I was smoking
[Verse 2: Bun B]
'Too Hard to Swallow', 'Super Tight', plus 'Ridin' Dirty'
Ever seen your weed as big papi
That leave your shit sloppy
I ain't hip-hoppin, it's big player parlay-er
The payer of the bill for the simp and the ?
So let's dip through the hills
Grip on the wheel, for the trip that's so real
We flip, can you feel, we pop the clip and the seal
Now how the fuck you figure you can handle what the trigger do?
Stupid ass n***a, you
I'm getting' bigger through constant elevation
Stay patient, one day I'll rule the nation
Live on your radio station, locin'
Officer, sir, you must be jokin'
That was a cigarette I was smokin'
[Verse 3: KB]
ATL's the place
559 parking lot was the scene
Smoking big green with a bitch named Vicki
Ho dance down in Nikki's, steady slipping
As this bitch give my dick hickies
'Til one-time pulled me over in my old school Oldsmobile
Officer, what's the deal?
I'm just ridin' round here on chill
With my dick on this ho's grill
Got the '98 smelling like straight kill
He said, "Sir, you know you're ridin' with one headlight?"
I've been rollin' for two months with them hoes on bright
He said, "Your girlfriend here is doing an awful lot of choking
It must have been that cigarette she was smokin'"
[Hook: KB]
I ain't no joke
I ain't no joke
That was a cigarette she was smoking
Officer, you must be joking
That was a cigarette she was smoking
[Verse 4: Too $hort]
Deep in the hood, I ain't driving too fast
Got my beat up loud and my ghetto pass
Why you pulling me over, what I do?
Got a funk full of dope, 'Nationwide 2'
We in stores and we independent
That's why we always ride new Benz's
I was smokin', yeah, I did that
But it wasn't no weed, it was a cigarette
Now I gotta get out, I already know my part
People stopping and staring, 'cause they know I'm a star
Ghetto legend, I know ya heard all about me
Got a stable of 'em, I never run outta freaks
Ridin' through the hood, high sidin', lookin' good
I blow a bitch mind every motherfucking time
With these pimp lines
Spittin' out the window
Car full of smoke, but it wasn't no indo
[Hook: Too Short]
I ain't no joke
I ain't no joke
That was a cigarette I was smoking
Officer, you must be joking
That was a cigarette I was smoking
[Verse 5: 8Ball]
Saturday night, we in the mix
A whole lotta bitches and a whole lotta tricks
I'm upstairs at the bar, with hoes taking flicks
Tryna pick out the one that love to suck dick
I got two or three blunts rolled already
Two or three chicks ready to go already
I'm fired up, startin' to blow already
These hoes take one puff and blown already
We trippin' and we kicking' it
Drinkin' up, smokin' shit
DJs bumpin' hype shit, getting-a-bitch-open shit
All of a sudden, police n***as walkin' up
Nose in the air, sweating a n***a 'bout sparking up
"Fuck what a n***a do, fuck what a n***a is
Fuck you and all the rest of these n***as in the rap biz"
Before I knew it, they was rushing me up out the club
All I could say is one thing, and it was...
[Hook: 8Ball]
I ain't no joke
I ain't no joke
That was a cigarette I was smoking
Officer, you must be joking
That was a cigarette I was smoking
