Howard is bald
Howard is bald
Yeah, boyee

Howard is bald (bald, bald, bald, B-A-L...)
Howard is bald (bald, he's bald)

Howard is bald
Howard is bald

Yeah, boyee

Howard is bald (HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA)
Howard is bald

Howard is bald
I'm telling ya, he's got no fuckin' hair
B-A-L-D
Howard is bald
Break it down, mother fucker
Yeah, he's bald

He's bald to the bone
I'm telling you baby (HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA)

Howard is bald
Howard is bald
Howard is fuckin' bald