(Verse 1:)
I spent all my money on drugs and couldn't afford to fly
I took a Greyhound bus; you and your brat sat next to me
It wouldn't shut up, so I lit it on fire
For 30 seconds it was louder, then it shut up

(Chorus:)
I lit your, I lit your, I lit your baby on fire
I lit your, I lit your, I lit your baby on fire
I lit your, I lit your, I lit your baby on fire
I lit your, I lit your, I lit your baby on fire

(Verse 2:)
You came back from the bathroom and smelled something burning
You realized it was your baby, and I started to laugh
You asked the driver to pullover, but he laughed at you too
You yelled at me, so I roasted some marshmallows on your kid

(Chorus:)
I lit your, I lit your, I lit your baby on fire
I lit your, I lit your, I lit your baby on fire
I lit your, I lit your, I lit your baby on fire
I lit your, I lit your, I lit your stupid baby on fire