I saw you buying a Pearl Jam record
And I noticed that you're gay
I saw you hanging around in Allston
And I noticed that you're gay
I saw you riding around on your rollerblades
And I noticed that you're gay
I saw you getting your tongue pierced
And I noticed that you're gay
I heard you spend all day on the internet
And I noticed that you're gay
I saw you drinking a frappucino
And I noticed that you're gay
I saw you wearing a fucking tree shirt
And I noticed that you're gay
You've got a tribal tattoo
And I noticed that you're gay