[Chorus: DecadeZ & Lil Skeeter, E-40]
Last night I tried...but I couldn't drive
'Cause I was toasted (Toasted)
I'm toasted (Toasted)
Last night I tried...but I couldn't drive
'Cause I was toasted (Toasted)
I'm toasted (Toasted)

[Verse 1: E-40]
UH! I'm in this thang (In this thang)
Been twisted and curled, about the Earl
They call me E for everything
Even the most interesting man in the world
I live in the Bay with the crabs in the barrel (Barrel)
The sea lions and sharks (Sharks)
Where it's colder than an ice pack
Colder than a hooker's heart
Girl Scout cookies and Cherry Pie, we spark tree
Clear liquor and dark (Dark)
I'm married to the Bay, 'til death do us apart (Part)
I'm timeless and I'm ageless, get over it (Get over it)
I have the beats that slap, I could have my name written all over it
Right now, I'm whooped, hammered and toasted
Outta my character, outta my mind (Mind)
Hooked on this broccoli and this burgundy Rossi wine (Wine)
Cooked, hella burnt, throwed in the head, fried (Fried)
Look, hella turnt, turnin' donuts in my ride (Ride)
Leavin' skid marks with my tires, makin' bowties (Ties)
Infinity signs, Figure 8's, runnin' through stop signs (Signs)
I'm never on time, I'm always late, 24-hour grind (Grind)
I'm a different kind, won't hesitate to bust you with my .9
BIATCH!
[Chorus: DecadeZ & Lil Skeeter, Too $hort]
Last night I tried...but I couldn't drive
'Cause I was toasted (Toasted)
I'm toasted (Toasted)
Last night I tried...but I couldn't drive
'Cause I was toasted (Toasted)
I'm toasted (Toasted)

[Verse 2: Too $hort, E-40]
Don't drink and drive (Drive), crashin' whips (Whips)
DUI, get your ass kicked (Ass kicked)
You think you hot, drivin' fast as shit?
It was suicide when you smashed it (BIATCH!)
I got a bad bitch, we hella drunk (Tell 'em)
She cute as fuck with a big ol' dunk (Big ol' dunk)
I told her that's what I want (What I want)
So we left the party on one (On one)
We in the parking lot (Lot), havin' sex (Sex)
Me and this sexy bitch (Sexy bitch)
Fuckin' in the car, we both extra lit (Extra lit)
In the backseat, look like we wrestlin' (Wrestlin')
I'm too drunk to drive (Drive), might crash the car (Car)
So I'ma keep fuckin' this nasty broad (Nasty broad)
It ain't over 'til I'm sober (Sober)
Had to start the bitch up, then I drove her (Drove her)
[Chorus: DecadeZ & Lil Skeeter, E-40]
Last night I tried...but I couldn't drive
'Cause I was toasted (Toasted)
I'm toasted (Toasted)
Last night I tried...but I couldn't drive
'Cause I was toasted (Toasted)
(Fuck wit' us or don't fuck wit' us at all, mayne)
I'm toasted (Toasted)
(You fuckin' around, look)

[Verse 3: E-40]
Now, I glow like neon, but I don't drive a Neon (Don't drive a Neon)
I'm cold like Freon, but I'm far from a peon (Far from a peon)
Them Bay boys (What about 'em?) They some patients (Some patients)
Experts in psychological manipulation
Uh, he square as a piece of tile (Tile)
I'm gamed up, do your homework, check my G file (Check my G file)
He an algae, he a fungus, he a mold (He a mold)
I'm a boss, put the president on hold (On hold)
N***as don't want you around 'em like poison ivy (Ivy)
You play too much, take life too lightly (Lightly)
I stay tough, rebound if I must (Must)
Mini AK bust, finger on the clutch, in the clutch (BLAOW!)
Ashes to ashes, dust to dust, threw some T-shirts with airbrush
Flowers and caskets, that's enough
It's sick out here, times is tough (Times is tough)
Don't bother while I'm loaded, get my money posted (Posted)
Blowin' my buzz when I'm drinkin', gettin' toasted
BIATCH! (Gettin' toasted)
[Chorus: DecadeZ & Lil Skeeter, Too $hort]
Last night I tried...but I couldn't drive
'Cause I was toasted (Toasted)
I'm toasted (Toasted)
Last night I tried...but I couldn't drive
'Cause I was toasted (Toasted)
I'm toasted (Toasted)