[Verse 1]
They say I'm a myth, a legend of sorts
But they don't know shit, I'm a devilish force
You'd better equip yourself with a sword
And keep your fireplaces lit, and lock all your doors
If you don't think I exist, let's keep it that way
'Cause it'll be hilarious when you see my face
I'll make you kids piss in your pants as you run away
Your whole server has been cursed, there is no escape

[Verse 2]
Even if you build a house out of obsidian blocks
I'm gonna find my way inside, it should be simple enough
Then every time you turn a corner, I'll be giving you shocks
You wanna get rid of me? Then first get rid of these cocks (Haha)
I'll make a skeleton look like your best friend
You'll never get scared of creepers or zombies ever again
'Cause I'm the kinda stuff all your nightmares are made of
Go ahead, jump in bed, I'll be there when you wake up (Wah)

[Chorus]
Herobrine is the last thing you'll ever see
If you talk smack I'll make your server crash
So you'd better watch your back for me
And if you think I'm just a superstition, you're in for an epic surprise
You hear that sound? (What's that?) Turn around (Oh crap)
Take a look into my lifeless eyes
[Post-Chorus]
You are now succumbing to my moderately persuasive
Mind-powers and will do everything I say
Bzzowowowow

[Verse 3]
Everyone loves talking about
How they saw Herobrine, deep down underground
But next time one of you punks wants to run your mouth
Be careful what you wish for, who's laughing now
Never lie about a Herobrine sighting
You might be the guy who gets struck twice by lightning
Yes, I'm making you Minecraft life more frightening
Looks like your little night light needs igniting
I'll creep inside your mine and give you a scare
And look, the writing's on the wall, I mean, it's clear I was there
After I burn your house down and you've pulled out your hair
I'll leave you a chest of food just to show that I care

[Pre-Chorus]
Maybe he's not such a monster
Maybe he's misunderstood
We can't assume he's got bad intentions
Maybe he's really good
Oh gosh dang it, I shoulda known better
[Chorus]
Herobrine is the last thing you'll ever see
If you talk smack I'll make your server crash
So you'd better watch your back for me
And if you think I'm just a superstition, you're in for an epic surprise
What's that noise? (Oh no) Hello boys (Go)
I'll kill you all with my lifeless eyes!

[Verse 4]
I'll make this beloved game you play
A massive booby trap, not a place is safe
'Cause I'm the kinda guy it's okay to hate
So rage quit, hurry up, it ain't too late
I'll get you lost in the jungle for days and days
I hope you're starving quick, 'cause I ate your steaks
And when you mine those diamonds and your makin' bank
Don't even try to hide 'em, 'cause I'll take 'em, mang

[Bridge]
Brick by brick and block by block
Destroying all you've built, I can't be stopped
I need no introduction, 'cause you all know me
I am a Minecraft god, flyin' around, 'cause I got OP

[Outro]
Wait, OP? Jeff, is that you?
It's totally Jeff
What
Come on, Jeff
No it's not, it's me, the great Herobrine
Jeff, you invited us onto this server just so you could pretend to be Herobrine?
No way
Yeah, and scare the crap out of us
And grief everything we built
Don't you dare question my identity
You're not Batman, idiot
I'm outta here
[?] A-hole
Whatever, they're so butthurt, what a great prank
Wait, what?
Oh no