[Verse 1: DEFMATCH]
I know you know that Villagers trade, well, I got the illest array
So check my quality high grade chest-plates and blades
This wasn't stolen it was liberated, give me a break
But when you see it, you gotta have it, how much will I take?
Is the first thing that you'll say, I don't just give things away
I want that Redstone, diamonds might be fine if you're game
A light saber, custom laser that I made from some bricks
And they work hard, don't know why you wouldn't trade for my kids, but

[Verse 2: Mimic Ghost]
I ain't no average Villager, I'm raisin' up, can't get enough
Of killing Zombies, Creepers, Enders, Spiders
Holdin' up your torches to respect your village fighter
Gettin' higher renown, 'cause I'm the king of this town
Roaming the night 'cause I'm allowed
Never steppin' down, stand proud, fight with your honor
Shout it loud in your belief, 'cause you gotta make it to the top
Don't settle down with what you got, you're worth more, are you not?
No matter what mob you are, you can have the lot without the scars

[Chorus: Skullkruncher13]
Take a seat, son, because we run this
You're out of luck if you wanna get your butt kissed
See those pumpkins? You better not touch them
Or you'll answer to the Iron Golem
Take a seat, son, because we run this
Step right up if you want to get your butt kicked
If you pick a fight, then you're as good as done with
Best of luck 'cause you'll need a lot of it
[Verse 3: Ready Up Live]
Some call me a prankster, a trick-playing gangster
Just call me Andy, in your bedroom closet, you might find a hamster
Better keep me away, better stay awake, be alert all day
'Cause I'm light as a feather, forever, no concern for the weather
Every day can be better, laughter with holes in your sweater
I'm a mastermind, get away with my pranks every time
You'll come home to a house full of water, and the red hands are mine
I'll cover stuff in dynamite, I'll make you scared, give you a fright
I'll top it off with Silverfish, I'll make you dance, I'll make you itch
I'll make you wish I didn't exist, I'll turn your palm into a fist
You know I'm really good at this 'cause I leave zero evidence

[Verse 4: Skullkruncher13]
What's the good word? (Word) 'Cause it's time to spread it (Spread it)
You want the best herb? (Herb) You know where to get it (Get it)
If you want some green (Green), I'm always down to split it (Split it)
Haters hate on me (Me), 'cause I know how to rip it
Sippin' fresh milk, kickin' it with Reggae
At the farmers market, every day's a payday
Got a lot of crops and I tend 'em right
I'd tell you more but it's about time to pass the mic

[Pre-Chorus: Skullkruncher13]
Actually, you're the last person
Oh, really? chill, um, chorus
[Chorus: Skullkruncher13]
Take a seat, son, because we run this
You're out of luck if you wanna get your butt kissed
See those pumpkins? You better not touch them
Or you'll answer to the Iron Golem
Take a seat, son, because we run this
Step right up if you want to get your butt kicked
If you pick a fight, then you're as good as done with
Best of luck 'cause you'll need a lot of it