[Intro]
You know what?
I don't feel like rapping about video games this week, man
Let's-let's mix it up, uh
Let's take these kids to school, literally
This is a challenge to everybody in Nerdcore who wants to answer the call!
But this is not about Beats or Bars, no
Let's see who's got the best

[Verse 1]
Facts! 'Cause that's what I came prepared to write
Water freezes! At thirty-two degrees, Fahrenheit
The designer of the Eifel Tower was scared of heights
There are more than three-hundred illuminated Paris sites
Not parasites, they're inside you, scary right?
Tapeworms can grow to fifty feet? Back to Paris lights
They could spare some lights, if you ever need 'em
Chrysanthemums are pretty but did you know you can eat 'em?
I learned that from a book, so if you haven't, you should read one
Caffeine's a diarrhetic so you bet it makes ya pee, fun
Australia went to war with emus, and got beaten
The "Grease Gun" is the M3 Submachine gun
Used in World War 2 'cause it was a cheap gun
Speaking of gunpowder, made by the Chinese, son
Fuck the Mona Lisa, Da Vinci liked to draw dicks
A blue whale's dong is three meters long, sick
These are all facts, even if obnoxious
Like Ricegum's response to iDubbbz, shit
[Chorus]
The world is round
Flat-Earthers, suck my balls
And did you know awesome role models do not include both the Pauls
Yo, OJ is guilty, and "Khaleesi" means queen
Garbage is filthy and healthy grass is green

[Verse 2]
During the battle of Pelusium
The Persians had cats, and they were using 'em
Because they knew that the Egyptians were afraid of wounding 'em
Two grand's the average cost a single carat ruby runs
But the most expensive chemical element, Californium
Twenty-seven mil' a gram, who can afford more than one?
Being gay in the bible belt is forbidden
But they watch way more gay porn than anyone
The Internet weighs as much as an egg in electrons
Less weight, high peps, best for a chest pump
But not for muscular hypertrophy, lift heavy
Dolphins have sex for pleasure, but they never get sweaty
Human eyeballs stay the same size
Brown, blue, or green, for your entire lives
And we perceive the world upside down first
The brain flips it over with mind powers

[Chorus]
The Sun is hot! (How hot?) Really hot!
Saddam was found in a hole underground when he got caught
The Moon landing happened back in '69, it wasn't fake!
But someone you don't trust, GLaDOS, when she's promised cake
[Outro]
Time for your homework assignment
Get your facts straight and organize them
More than I've done, in a rap like this
That's it, class dismissed