JT Music
Pickle Rick Rap
[Intro: Patfan & Skullkruncher13]
Morty
What?
Morty
Rick? Rick, where are you?
I'm in the garage, Morty
What are you doing Rick?
Yeah, yeah, Morty, flip me over Morty, flip me over
What is it?

[Verse 1: Patfan]
I'm a pickle! Why? Because I can, bitch
Not the kind that you put on your sandwich
No hands, but I can manage
This isn't natural, but I feel organic
Fermented in the finest brine
I'm the kinda pickle that gets better with time
Get on my level, you scared of me?
What? I'm a nutcase, fuck therapy
Cool as a cucumber's composure
But you know me, I don't keep it kosher
I'm not for lunch, but I'm on a roll
Don't want it sliced? You want it whole
I'm going right down the gutter
If I'm not home by five, call a plumber
This pickled-Rick is thick in girth
I can't be flushed like a resistant turd
I been putting in a lot of work and labor
As Pickle Rick, pest exterminator
Roughing up rats and roaches
In a exo-suit, buenas noches
Hack and slash the pack apart with blades
And nail the fattest rat like a wall display
Gotta jet, but I'd love to stay
Want a nibble of this pickle? Not today
[Bridge: Skullkruncher13]
Oh Solenya, how you haunt me
Now I know what makes you salty
Threw away half my sandwich, uneaten
Oh Solenya, wretched demon!

[Verse 2: Patfan & Skullkruncher13]
Pickle parkour! Flippin' and shit
Russian thugs, say goodbye to your kids
I made a death trap of your embassy
You see any double-A's? Give them to me
Then I'll waste you with my laser
Today, Jaguar won't be your savior
A pickle knows how to get a Russian flustered
And if I get shot, apply some mustard
Pickle Man, this isn't personal
Oh jeez that's so original
You're an action movie cliché
I've never died, and won't today
I must avenge the death of my daughter
Look at that, we're both terrible fathers
Let's team up, we got the same agenda
"Farewell, Solenya"

[Outro]
Rick can pick a pickle
Rick can pick a pickle
Rick can pick a pickle
Pickle, pickle
Rick can pick a pickle
Rick can pick a pickle
Rick can pick a pickle
Pickle, pickle
Rick can pick a pickle
Rick can pick a pickle
Rick can pick a pickle
Pickle, pickle
Rick can pick a pickle
Rick can pick a pickle
Rick