[Intro]
Yo, Skyrim, what's good?
You know who it is
It's ya boy, Dovahkiin, here to spit some hot fire on this dope track
Yo, DJ Paarthurnax, lay that beat down for me, uh

[Verse 1]
I got the body of a man with a goddamn dragon's soul
So tell me punk is your weiner small or are you balls just cold?
Yo, foh krah diin, motherfucker, get iced
I'm gon' be up on yo ass like I was up on yo wife's (What?)
Dragon shoutin' like a fire-breathin' beast
And when I was just a baby, I drank milk from dragon teets
Sweet, I sucked them saggy dragon titties dry
No, I don't need wings, bitch, when my dick can fly because

[Chorus]
I'm Dovahkiin, bitch, I'm eatin' dragon balls
I'm Dovahkiin, bitch, I'm eatin' dragon balls
I'm Dovahkiin, bitch, I'm eatin' dragon balls
I'm Dovahkiin, bitch, I'm eatin' dragon balls

[Verse 2]
Chowin' down on dragon balls, but you know I'm not gay
Skyrim bitches love me, every night, every day
I be gettin' some from Riften to Markarth
My dragon shouts make Alduin's look like a baby dragon fart, ha
Takin' dragon dumps, steamy and big
You don't believe I slay these demons, then just look at my rig
I'm decked out in Dovah scales bones weapons and shit
Even the Thalmor say, "Dovahkiin is legit," you know it
[Chorus]
I'm Dovahkiin, bitch, I'm eatin' dragon balls
I'm Dovahkiin, bitch, I'm eatin' dragon balls
I'm Dovahkiin, bitch, I'm eatin' dragon balls
I'm Dovahkiin, bitch, I'm eatin' dragon balls

[Verse 3]
Dragon balls are a Skyrim delicacy
I ask the dragon ball chef for extra testicles please
Dice 'em with onions, peppers, oil, garlic, maybe some chives
Step down, Goku, these dragon balls are mine (Ooh)
Alduin, better run for your life
Or I'll be snackin' on your nuts when I get hungry tonight
And when I'm done with those, I'll just go find another
I got some skooma in my hand and both your nuts in the other because

[Chorus]
I'm Dovahkiin, bitch, I'm eatin' Nordic balls
I'm Dovahkiin, bitch, I'm eatin' Orcish balls
I'm Dovahkiin, bitch, I'm eatin' draugr balls
I'm Dovahkiin, bitch, I'm eatin' all ya balls

[Outro]
Yeah, Dovahkiin, isn't that— Isn't that a little weird to eat the balls?
What? Balls? You kiddin' me?
I'm just sayin', like, why not eat their hearts?
Balls are the best man, they taste the best
Or soul, or
I ain't eatin' nobody's heart
Okay, sorry, uh
Screw that shit, man
I'm just saying, from an outside perspective
Yeah, watch what you're sayin' or I'm gonna eat your balls
It looks a little weird, okay?
Weird? What you talkin' 'bout, man?
Okay
I'm gonna eat your balls, man
Okay, go ahead
What? Oh, I will, I will
Oh my god, oh my god, my balls, he's eating my balls
What? What? What?
Oh, he cut my balls off
Eat that shit for breakfast, lunch, and dinner