(Put that cookie down, now!)

Oh when you wake up slow (yeah!)
In your yellow crusted semi-pool
Humiliated, raided by the kids at school
But who cares about them? (I don't!)

I wandered softly to the skulls docks here
With nothing on my back but a hangman's pole
I'd been looking for my soul
But I'm about ready to quit
Scrounging for it

Well they told me I could never be nothing but a half drawn tiger of a junior college student and I said "alright" (alright man)
Well they all faded away like ants on a plate said dinin' and crying on corn and I said "alright"

As I stood on the scorched barren earth everyone but Rado and I burned alive, I said "alright"

Cause it don't matter what you do, it just matters what you know

Well when you wake up slow
And no one else is in your brain
You stepped off the dark train ego
And the weather's feeling pink
And you think you might change the world a bit
Declare yourself done with the toxic rains
But your brain is fogged again
They dragged you clawing while you were falling
And they told me I could never be nothing but a half drawn tiger of a junior college student and I said "alright" (alright)
Well they all faded away like ants on a plate said dinin' and crying on corn and I said "alright"

As I stood on the scorched barren earth everyone burned alive but Rado and I, and I said "alright"

He may be black as ash, but you the whitest trash I ever seen

It's alright now the operation's done
But the needles sure were cold
I had my fun and in the end they'll all see it was pretend
They'll all swear it was pretend
So I take it out

(Hey, that works too, ho ha he hoo!)