[Verse 1]
I got barred from my job injuring horses for rigged races
I knew I had to scalp for income in other places

I called the number given to me by Prince
To sit in desperation we call 666
And discussed selling my soul to the dark angel himself
And if I met him that next night I'd have five million bucks on my shelf

[Verse 2]
Well I met him at the crossroads
[?] gun
Wasn't frightened at all
He said your soul please, son
And I panicked, I started shooting at that well-dressed weed
I ran away but that morning at my bedside there was a check made out to me

[Chorus]
I found evil
I fought evil
And I went to bed

I found evil
I fought evil
And I went to bed
I found evil
I fought evil
And I went to bed

I found evil
I fought evil
And I went to bed