[Intro Chorus]
I've got eyes in the back of my head
For anything suspicious
And if my number's up
I'll take a bullet for Narcissus

[Verse 1]
This Narcissus, his power is his dream
His politics are simply mean
He doesn't trust what he hasn't seen
He's so banal, he's made it mainstream

[Verse 2]
I see the tension in his eyes
The accusations he denies
I wonder if he's realised
That right behind him he's despised

[Verse 3]
I'm strapped up, strapped in, wear the vest
All the kit of an agent's chest
Even though it's bullet proof
One could get through and that’s the truth

[Chorus]
So I've got eyes in the back of my head
For anything suspicious
And if my number's up
I'll take a bullet for Narcissus
[Verse 4]
As I survey the big event
People think he's heaven-sent
Devoted crowds who chant his name
I sometimes think he lives for fame

[Bridge]
Oh Narcissus
It's so delicious
To watch his makeup run
He sweats and panicky
Fakes reality
He only cares for number one

[Instrumental Break]

[Chorus]
I've got eyes in the back of my head
For anything suspicious
And if my number's up
I'll take a bullet for Narcissus
And if my number's up
I'll take a bullet for Narcissus