[Verse 1: Frank Zappa, (George Duke)]
(Wel)
Ahem (Hehe)
In the dark, where all the fevers grow
Under the water, where the shark bubbles blow (Yeah)
In the mornin', by yer radio (Mornin’... Huh)
Do the walls close in to suffocate ya? (Yes)
You ain't got no friends, and all the others, they hate ya
Does the life you been livin' gotta go?
Well, lemme straighten you out about a place I know
Get your shoes ’n socks on people
It's right around the corner, over by Tom Waits restaurant

[Bridge: Frank Zappa & Napoleon Murphy Brock]
Out through the night and the whispering breezes
To the place where they keep the Imaginary Diseases
Out through the night and the whispering breezes
To the place where they keep the Imaginary Diseases

[Verse 2: Frank Zappa, Frank Zappa & Napoleon Murphy Brock]
Now, ladies and gentlemen, scientists call this disease bromidrosis
But us regular folks who might wear tennis shoes
Or an occasional python boot
Know this exquisite little inconvenience by the name of (Now watch this)
Stink-Foot (Yes, indeed.)
[Verse 3: Frank Zappa, George Duke, Ruth Underwood]
Y'know, my python boot is too tight (Uh)
I couldn't get it off last night (Uh) (Go!)
A week went by, and now it's July
I finally got it off and my girlfriend cry
She said: „Stink-Foot! Stink-Foot darlin'“
Your Stink-Foot puts the hurts on my nose! (Get down)

[Chorus: Frank Zappa, (George Duke), Frank Zappa & Napoleon Murphy Brock]
Stink-Foot, Stink-Foot, I ain't lyin'
Can you rinse it off, d’you suppose?" (Please)
Here Fido, here Fido
Bring the slippers, little puppy
That’s a good dog!
“Arf, arf, arf!”
Sick

[Instrumental Break]
[Guitar Solo: Frank Zappa]

[Spoken Word Outro]
FZ: Oh, that's enough of that!