Family Guy
You Have AIDS
You have AIDS (Yes, you have AIDS)
I'd hate to tell you, boy, that you have AIDS (You’ve got the AIDS)
You may have caught it when you stuck that filthy needle in here
Or maybe all that unprotected sex, what you hear?
It isn't clear, but what we're certain of is that
You have AIDS (Yes, you have AIDS)
Not HIV, but full-blown AIDS

Be sure that you see that this is not HIV
But full-blown AIDS
(Not HIV, but really) Full-blown AIDS
I’m sorry I wish it was something less serious
But it's AIDS
You've got the AIDS