[Intro]
Yeah

[Verse]
I rip up the mic dirty, battle anybody who's worthy
Still on the field with my CT jersey
You see me, heard me, felt me, purely
The sickest on the Earth, ain't no shit to cure me
Still nerdy since N64
GoldenEye, golden gun, twenty clips or more
Equipped for war, so bitch, better hit the floor
Or these punchlines'll hit your core
Rattle bones and I'll bruise organs, show up with the four horsemen
And Dexter Morgan, kill evеryone outta boredom
Offendin' Mormons likе roundtable discussions about abortion
Piss off like half the people I'm crossin'
I'm lava, Charizard, hardest bars on the
Surface of the planet, goddamnit, I'm a monster
School of piranhas rippin' through your whole roster
Leave nothin' but your skeletal remains layin' on the
Bottom of the river bed, ain't no one as sick as Webb
EightyHD for life, still on my friggin' meds
Adderall baby, I'm crazy, but shit, I'm still ahead
In the booth like Bill and Ted through any time period
Now I'm really gettin' bread, check the grand totals
Worldwide Webb 'bout to take this shit global
Independent mogul, eatin' 'til I'm so full
And got my foes evacuatin' like it's Chernobyl
I could really give a shit about the music industry
I'm in the Webby industry, so I'm just movin' differently
Don't answer to a label, I just answer to my listeners
Long as they been jammin' then we good, I keep spittin' words
And givin' you the quality lyricism you've grown to love
Took a minute, but just check the numbers, I've been blowin' up
Now they know what's up, I'm that honky
And still they can't see me like they playin' pin the tail on the donkey
I'll nuke ya with bazookas, runnin' through ya
Barracuda, so be careful where you scuba
Rap God puffin' Buddha
My hearts hard and you would think I lost a fuckin' staring contest to Medusa
Now I'm really on the map, no one's stoppin' that
Been a beast since I rocked the hat that got the flaps
Now I got ladies grabbin' on my shaft like I'm Robert Kraft
Bust a nut and then I never call 'em back
See these other rappers leprechauns, I'm the fuckin' Megalodon
I'm ice cold, freeze the water when I step on the pond
On three times the amount of drugs that I said I was on
But still get all the questions right when fuckin' Jeopardy's on
Yeah, fuck a clout chaser, I'ma chase 'em off a cliff
Without a fuckin' parachute so we can break his fall with it
I'm sick of all this shit, keepin' to myself and keep my audience happy
Without a major or the industry politics
Like I'm Captain Obvious, Webby statin' the facts
I'm just sayin' what I'm sayin', never takin' it back
I don't apologize, I'm overqualified, personified
Underground so long I'm feelin' fossilized
Listen, you can check the carbon dating on my earliest hits
On DatPiff, back when, baby, you was nursin' on tits
You had a diaper full of shit while I was murderin' shit
Yeah, I'm a lifer in this bitch and now I'm thirty and rich
And I'm lovin' how It feels, knowin' all my peers
That counted me out are lookin' back to see me on they heels
Fuck catchin' 'em, I'ma blow past 'em
While they gettin' cramps in they side, gasping, action
Fuck a lights, camera, microphone damager
Fully loaded stamina, sharper than these amateurs
Now they spinnin' Webb like tarantulas
Spit so hot I'll thaw the ground all the way in Yukon, Canada
Listen, Webby's always rappin' thorough
I'm such an animal my life is narrated by David Attenborough
See me up on planet Earth, apex predator
Servin' motherfuckers like a young Roger Federer
Listen, this a stick up, better empty out your register
Keep my musket loaded just so I could shoot the messenger
Raisin' up the temperature like fossil fuel executives
But I was broke so long I'm used to livin' in the negative
Killin' shit consecutive, ain't no one consistent as me
Go ask anyone who listens to me
Kept it real for ten years in a game full of fake motherfuckers
Why you think they keep their distance from me? I'm just different, you see
I run my whole shit sittin' in the cockpit
Auto rocket, on the grind, better watch it
Connecticut on top bitch, huh
Yeah, it's eighty bars later and I'm still spittin' hot shit