[verse 1]
All aboard (aboard)
Hit the road (road)
All the bullshit (bullshit)
Can't be ignored
It's hard to place (place)
In my face (face)
No emotion (emotion)

[Chorus]
All the problems make me wanna go (go)
Like a bad girl, straight to video
Little darling welcome to the show
You're a failure played in stereo

[verse 2]
H-H-Heidi-ho
Here we go
No solution
Strong undertow
Quite unfair
Quite a pair
No box office (office)

[Chorus]
All the problems make me wanna go (go)
Like a bad girl, straight to video
Little darling welcome to the show
You're a failure played in stereo
[verse 3]
Hey, are you stupid?
I said you move with some-
You move it
No argument, no
You just shake that body round
Papi got a piece of that cake
So come and fuck around
And don't act foolish
You ain't a princess, no your ass ain't in movies
It's just a simple like [?]
Got my own private jets, no need to pimp my ride
Oh!

[bridge]
All aboard (aboard)
Hit the road (road)
All aboard (aboard)
Here we go
All aboard
Hit the road
All aboard

Hey!
Hey! (Hey!)
[Chorus]
All the problems make me wanna go (go)
Like a bad girl, straight to video
Little darling welcome to the show
You're a failure played in stereo

[outro]
I never noticed
No, never noticed
You're so amazing (You're so amazing)
So a-amazing