[Verse 1]
I'm rocking on the starboard, rocking on port
Trying to keep on an even keel but coming up short
Four hundred million assorted minds
Always gonna be whack jobs in these troubled times
(Yeah)

[Verse 2]
If you're looking for a healer, call the doc
If you're looking for a leader, you don't call the jock
Stuck in the middle of the great divide
Way too many grownups on either side

[Chorus]
People falling in and out with people falling for ya
This is a fine kettle of fish, I can drink the water
Now in and out, it's getting out, getting out of order
This is a fine kettle of fish, I can drink the water

[Verse 3]
I ain't gonna tell ya how to live
You gotta do what you gotta do, that's your prerogative
I ain't gonna tell ya what to believe
If you in the opera, you ain't enemy

[Chorus]
I'm in the eye, I'm in the eye, I'm in the eye, distort ya
This is a fine kettle of fish, I can drink the water
You lead your lambs, you lead your lambs, you lead your lambs to slaughter
Well, that's too rough, enough is enough, I can drink the water
[Bridge]
Same old look in your eye
Same old angel in the sky
Same old cyanide pills
Same old kettle of, kettle of, kettle of, kettle of, kettle of

[Verse 3]
Oh, I can't stand, I can't stand, I can't stand the torture
This is a fine kettle of fish, I can drink the water
Why, you are, you are, you are, you are, you are, you are out of order
This is a fine kettle of fish, I can drink the water
I can drink, I can drink, I can drink the water
This is a fine kettle of fish, I can drink the water
I said, this is a fine kettle of fish, I can drink the water, yeah