[BACKUP SINGERS]
What's it like to be gay?

[FREDDIE MERCURY, BACKUP SINGERS, FREDDIE MERCURY & BACKUP SINGERS]
When you’re gay, everyday
Is a nonstop cabaret (Yeah, oh-ayy)
You've got style and flair, you're loved everywhere
’Cept for North Carolina
Bears and queens and Catholic tweens (Ooh)
The world's your buff buffet (Ooh-ah)
Come and join in the fun, say hello to tight butts
And goodbye vaginas

[FREDDIE MERCURY]
Be gay, totally gay

[BACKUP SINGERS]
Be gay

[FREDDIE MERCURY, BACKUP SINGERS, FREDDIE MERCURY & BACKUP SINGERS]
Not just bi or femme or artsy fartsy fey (Ooh)
But genuinely gay
There's a new life calling today
Come be gay

[BACKUP SINGERS]
So gay
[FREDDIE MERCURY, BACKUP SINGERS, FREDDIE MERCURY & BACKUP SINGERS]
Be a bright and shining rainbow (Ooh)
Yes, you'll find your new identity
In the LGBT community
Oh

[ANDREW GLOUBERMAN & BACKUP SINGERS]
I'm gay, totally gay (Ooh)

[BACKUP SINGERS]
He's gay

[ANDREW GLOUBERMAN & BACKUP SINGERS]
I'm a fabulous, flouncing, loud and proud cliché (Ooh-ah)

[BACKUP SINGERS]
Sashay

[ANDREW GLOUBERMAN]
On display

[BACKUP SINGERS]
All day

[ANDREW GLOUBERMAN, ANDREW GLOUBERMAN & BACKUP SINGERS]
And I've found my calling today
[BACKUP SINGERS]
Hooray

[ANDREW GLOUBERMAN]
Oh, shanté

[BACKUP SINGERS]
So gay

[ANDREW GLOUBERMAN, BACKUP SINGERS, ANDREW GLOUBERMAN & BACKUP SINGERS]
It’s a flaming, hot pink letter day (Ooh)
I’m not the boy I used to be
I'm here, I’m queer, get used to me
I'm gay

[FREDDIE MERCURY & BACKUP SINGERS]
He's absolutely, undeniably gay