[ALL]
It's finally happening
We've waited so long
They've captured the magic
And put it to song
Got to land the part
Got to keep my composure
To be in the musical of the movie Disclosure

[MR. LIZER, spoken]
Alright, people
Let's get started
Who's up first, please?

[NICK BIRCH, spoken]
I'm Nick Birch and I'm reading for the Michael Douglas role

[NICK BIRCH]
I'm a family man
Not a sexual harasser
My boss tried to do me
Now my life's a disaster
I only let her blow me
I did nothing wrong

[MR. LIZER, spoken]
Wow
Very loud
Thank you
[JESSI GLASER, spoken]
Um, Jessi Glaser
I guess I'll read for the Dutiful Wife?

[JESSI GLASER]
No matter what happens
I'll stay at my station
Through scandals and lies
And public humiliation
'Cause standing by her husband
Is a woman's job

[JESSI GLASER, spoken]
What the fuck? Really?

[ALL]
Don the costumes and build the sets
It's gonna be weird and inappropriate
We're makin' a musical of the movie Disclosure

[LOLA SKUMPY]
It's a story about women kickin' butt
And bein' rapists just like dudes!

[GINA RODRIGUEZ]
My character's name is "Señorita Cleaning Lady"
[ALI]
Mine's "Hot Asian With Asian Boobs"

[ANDREW GLOUBERMAN]
Ah, the smell of the greasepaint
The roar of the crowd
Are dangerously toxic
And frighteningly loud
I'd rather just do tech and stay out of sight

[MR. LIZER, spoken]
Okay, next!

[MISSY FOREMAN-GREENWALD, spoken]
Um, I'm Missy Foreman-Greenwald
And I'm auditioning for the part of Demi Moore

[MISSY FOREMAN-GREENWALD]
I'm a modern '90s woman
I'll take what I want
In my power suit
My cleavage I'll flaunt
No man is not gonna bone me without a fight!

[MR. LIZER, spoken]
Oh, I felt that one
[MATTHEW]
Sorry I'm late, gang
But have no fear
Your little show is saved
Your leading man is here
Clear the stage, all you wannabes and posers

[ALL]
You're gonna be dazzled
Appalled and perplexed
Our parents will squirm
Watching us simulate sex
When we're doin' a musical of the movie Disclosure (Disclosure)