[Verse 1]
Mascara's smeared all over my pillow
Last night's a little blurry, in my brain
I told myself that I was gonna lay low, lay low
But one goodbye phone call blew that all away, yeah

[Pre-Chorus]
I called my girls, took a cab downtown
Don't know where we went, but we went all out

[Chorus]
We took one shot, we took two shots
There might've been a little table dancin'
We let our hair down, we kicked our heels off
We even did some karaoke singin'
The last thing I remember, was flirtin' with a bartender
So how the hell did I wake up in last night's makeup?

[Post-Chorus]
Ooh, woah, ooh

[Verse 2]
I got pictures that I don't remember taking
Random selfies with some random guys
I don't look like a girl whose heart is breaking, breaking
But it sure looks like we had a real good time, woah
[Chorus]
We took three shots, we took four shots
There might've been a little stranger kissin'
We let our hair down, we kicked our heels off
I think we even went skinny dippin'
The last thing I remember was flirtin' with a bartender
So how the hell did I wake up in last night's makeup?

[Post-Chorus]
Ooh, ooh

[Bridge]
After five and six, I lost count
And you can see it all over my face now

[Chorus]
We took one shot, we took two shots
There might've been a little table dancin'
We let our hair down, we kicked our heels off
We even did some karaoke singin'
We took three shots, we took four shots
There might've been a little stranger kissin'
We let our hair down, we kicked our heels off
I think we even went skinny dippin'
The last thing I remember was flirtin' with a bartender
So how the hell did I wake up
Oh, how the hell did I wake up in last night's makeup?
[Outro]
Ohh, ohh
In last night's makeup