[Verse One]
I wish you'd pack your things
And cursed my name
And slammed the door behind you
Instead you took my hand
And tried to help me understand
How dare you?
There's really nothing left to say so

[Chorus]
I'm gonna smoke anything that burns
Drink everything they serve
Set'em up and knock'em down
And just forget you
I'll go numb to all this hurt
Drown the memory of what we were
At the bottom of this bottle if I have to
I'll pretend I never loved you

[Verse Two]
Sitting in this corner booth
Where I met you
Just acting like I don't miss it
I never wanted this
But now I wish our first kiss never happened
Lord, I just need to put the past away so
[Repeat Chorus]

[Bridge]
I'll pretend I never loved you
Woah, I'll pretend I never loved you
You make it look so easy
Getting by without me
It's like you never skipped a beat so

[Repeat Chorus]

I'll pretend I never loved you
Woah, I'll pretend I never loved you
Oh baby, I'll pretend I never loved you
I'll pretend I never loved you