[Intro: Michael Patrick Kelly]
Oh-dee-oh-dee-oh-dee-oh-dee-oh-dee-oh-dee-oh
My best bad friend
Oh-dee-oh-dee-oh-dee-oh-dee-oh-dee-oh-dee-oh
My best bad friend

[Verse 1: Michael Patrick Kelly]
No, I can't sugarcoat this, you are totally hopeless
No good for nothin', you know (You know)
You're so wild and reckless, gonna get us arrested
Oh, you're a lovable rogue
You're late and you're lazy, chronically maybe
But not when it comes to what counts
When I'm runnin' for cover, you're there like a brother (Yeah)

[Chorus: Michael Patrick Kelly]
When I'm down
Down on my luck and it just can't wait
Who do I call? My best bad friend
Who could be up, be up this late?
No one at all, but my best bad friend
Do it, I'd do it, I'd do it, I'd do it for you
I'd do it, I'd do it, I'd do it for you (When I'm down)
When I'm down on my luck and it just can't wait
Who do I call? My best bad friend
[Post-Chorus: Michael Patrick Kelly]
Oh-dee-oh-dee-oh-dee-oh-dee-oh-dee-oh-dee-oh
My best bad friend
Oh-dee-oh-dee-oh-dee-oh-dee-oh-dee-oh-dee-oh
My best bad friend

[Verse 2: Rea Garvey & Michael Patrick Kelly]
You think you're a rockstar, but you're only a popstar
Guess you're lovin' this trouble we're in
Yeah, they wanted to jail ya, and I had to bail ya
Though I know you're guilty as sin (I know)
But I'm not gonna judge ya, 'cause I'm not above ya
And I know you're there when it counts
When I'm runnin' for cover, you're there like a brother, yeah

[Chorus: Michael Patrick Kelly & Rea Garvey]
When I'm down
Down on my luck and it just can't wait
Who do I call? My best bad friend
Who could be up, be up this late?
No one at all, but my best bad friend
Do it, I'd do it, I'd do it, I'd do it for you
I'd do it, I'd do it, I'd do it for you (When I'm down)
When I'm down on my luck and it just can't wait
Who do I call? My best bad friend
[Post-Chorus: Michael Patrick Kelly & Rea Garvey]
Oh-dee-oh-dee-oh-dee-oh-dee-oh-dee-oh-dee-oh
My best bad friend
Oh-dee-oh-dee-oh-dee-oh-dee-oh-dee-oh-dee-oh
My best bad friend

[Bridge: Michael Patrick Kelly & Rea Garvey, Both]
Mon ami, mon ami, mon amigo
Mon ami, mon ami, mon amigo
Mon ami, mon ami, mon amigo
I'd do it, I'd do it, I'd do it for you
Mon ami, mon ami, mon amigo
Mon ami, mon ami, mon amigo
Mon ami, mon ami, mon amigo
You know I'd do it, I'd do it, I'd do it for you

[Chorus: Rea Garvey & Michael Patrick Kelly, Both]
Down on my luck and it just can't wait
Who do I call? My best bad friend
Who could be up, be up this late?
No one at all, but my best bad friend
Do it, I'd do it, I'd do it, I'd do it for you
I'd do it, I'd do it, I'd do it for you (When I'm down)
When I'm down on my luck and it just can't wait
Who do I call? My best bad friend
[Post-Chorus: Michael Patrick Kelly & Rea Garvey]
Oh-dee-oh-dee-oh-dee-oh-dee-oh-dee-oh-dee-oh
My best bad friend
Oh-dee-oh-dee-oh-dee-oh-dee-oh-dee-oh-dee-oh
My best bad friend