[Refrain]
Ellen
I fell in
Big loving
With you

[Verse 1]
I saw you
By that pool
I thought you thought
I was cool

[Pre-Chorus]
I felt a longing in my tool
So dye your hair
Or change your name, have your left arm surgically removed
No matter what you do I'll be in love with you

[Refrain]
Ellen
I fell in
Big loving
With you

[Verse 2]
You like corn
You like twelve
You keep pomade
On your shelf
[Pre-Chorus]
You've got a walnut like myself
You've got grooves
And you've got shoes, even though you lose your marbles
And you panic in a crisis I'm in love with you

[Bridge]
Pose was once your man
But you scared him away
Now your man is Dan (that's me!)
And I am here to stay

[Refrain]
Ellen
I fell in
Big loving
With you
Ellen
I fell in
Big loving
With you

[Pre-Chorus]
If you were blind in one eye
Quadriplegic, or if you lost all your teeth
So that I had to chew your food for you
No matter what you do
I'll be in love with you!
Ee-ay-oh man
Oh man