[ADELAIDE]
Why not?

[SARAH]
Why not what?

[ADELAIDE]
Marry the man today
Trouble tho' he may be
Much as he likes to play
Crazy and wild and free

[BOTH]
Marry the man today
Rather than sigh in sorrow

[ADELAIDE]
Marry the man today
And change his ways tomorrow

[SARAH]
Carefully expose him to domestic life
And if he ever tries to stray from you
Have a pot roast

[ADELAIDE]
Have a headache
[SARAH]
Have a baby

[ADELAIDE]
Have two!

[SARAH]
Six!

[ADELAIDE]
Nine!

[SARAH]
STOP!

[BOTH]
Marry the man today
Rather than sigh and sorrow
Marry the man today
And change his ways

[ADELAIDE, SARAH
And change his ways And change his ways
And change his ways And change his ways

[BOTH]
Tomorrow!