[CHARLEY]
I caught you, sir
Having a look at her
As she went strolling by
Now, didn't your heart go
Boom, boom, boom, boom, boom?
Now, didn't you sigh a sigh?

I warn you, sir
Never to dream of her
Just bid such thoughts be gone
Or it'll be boom, boom
Boom, boom, boom, boom, boom
Boom, boom, boom, boom
From then on

For once in love with Amy
Always in love with Amy
Ever and ever fascinated by her
Sets your heart afire to stay

Once you're kissed by Amy
Tear up your list, it's Amy
Ply her with bonbons, poetry and flowers
Moon a million hours away
You might be quite the fickle-hearted rover
So carefree and bold
Who loves a girl and later thinks it over
Then just quits cold

Ah, but once in love with Amy
Always in love with Amy
Ever and ever, sweetly you'll romance her
Trouble is the answer will be

[CHARLEY, spoken]
Ha, ha, ha, ha

[CHARLEY]
That Amy'd rather stay in love with me

Ever and ever fascinated by her

[CHARLEY, spoken]
Oh, I'm so happy
I want everybody to sing with me
The next line, "Once you're kissed by Amy"

[CHARLEY & AUDIENCE, CHARLEY, spoken]
Once you're kissed by Amy
"Tear up your list, it's Amy"
Tear up your list, it's Amy
"Ply her with bonbons, poetry and flowers"
Ply her with bonbons, poetry and flowers
"Moon a million hours away"
Moon a million hours away
Let me tell you
[CHARLEY]
You might be quite the fickle-hearted rover
So carefree and bold
Who loves a girl and later thinks it over
Then just quits cold

[CHARLEY, spoken]
Everybody sing "Once in love with Amy"

[CHARLEY & AUDIENCE, CHARLEY, spoken]
Once in love with Amy
"Always in love with Amy"
Always in love with Amy
"Ever and ever, sweetly you'll romance her"
Ever and ever, sweetly you'll romance her
Trouble is the answer will be
Trouble is the answer will be

[CHARLEY & AUDIENCE, spoken]
Ha, ha, ha, ha

[CHARLEY]
That Amy'd rather stay in love

[AUDIENCE]
In love
[CHARLEY]
With me

[CHARLEY, spoken]
Ha, ha, ha, ha