[Chorus: Danny Kaye & Jane Wyman]
No two people have ever been so in love
Been so in love
Been so in love
No two people have ever been so in love
As my lovey dove and I
No two people have ever mooned such a moon
Juned such a June
Spooned such a spoon
No two people have ever been so in tune
As my macaroon and I

[Bridge: Danny Kaye & Jane Wyman]
And when we kiss, and when we kiss
Well, it's hysterical, it's historical
Let me tell it
Well, certainly darling

[Chorus: Danny Kaye & Jane Wyman]
No two people have ever been so in love
Oh, you’re just saying that
Been so in love (Ah, you're kiddin')
Been so in love (Really?)
No two people have ever been so in love
As my lovey dove and I
[Verse 1: Jane Wyman & Danny Kaye]
Never before and never again
Can anything more (Never before)
Romantic happen to me (And never again)

[Chorus: Danny Kaye, Jane Wyman, Both]
No two people have ever been so in love (Been so in love)
Been so in love (Been so in love)
Been so in love (It's incredible)
No two people have ever been so in love (Been so in love)
As my lovey dove and I

[Verse 2: Jane Wyman]
This is unique, the positive peak
Oh, we are the most unusual couple on earth

[Chorus: Danny Kaye, Jane Wyman, Both]
No two people have ever mooned such a moon
Mooned such a moon
Juned such a June (Juned such a June)
Spooned such a spoon (What he means is that)
No two people have ever been so in tune (Been so in tune)
As my macaroon and I

[Bridge: Danny Kaye & Jane Wyman]
And when we kiss (And when we kiss)
And when we kiss (Well, it's like this)
Well, it's hysterical, it's historical
Let me tell it
Be my guest, dear
[Chorus: Danny Kaye, Jane Wyman, Both]
And no two people have ever been so in love
Been so in love
Been so in love (Been so in love)
Been so in love (It's impossible)
No two people have ever been so in love (Been so)
As my lovey dove and I

[Verse 3: Jane Wyman]
This is the cream, the very extreme
The sort of a dream you couldn't imagine at all

[Outro: Danny Kaye, Jane Wyman, Both]
Well, anyway
No two people have ever been so in love (Been so in love)
As my lovey dove and I