Bwah, bwah, bwah, bwah, bwah!
Hah! you think yours is a real moustache?

Who's done me a thousand wrongs
Ever since Donkey Kong?

Slivering down every pipe
Despite his plum-shaped body type

Who's gonna run in fear
While screaming "mamma mia!"?

Who leaves me grey and grim
Oh what does Peach see in him?

Mario!

With great joy in my heart, each time I watch Mario Kart
You're first and doing so well but here comes the Spiny Shell!

Now you and your Rabbid friends have finally met your ends, just let me catch my breath, then I'll High-C you to death!